Considering the mess the parasites in the political cl made, why do any real conservatives support Romney?

After blundering into this current disaster of a President, why for crying out loud is there any voter support for this crooked, slick-talking, hypocritical, two-faced, Washington-insider, elitist, big-money, machine-politic, Taxachusetts liberal RINO disaster known as Romney? If he is so willing to shaft us little guys in Iowa, whose interests does he really represent?